I came across dictionary definitions for Shazza this morning at Urban Dictionary. I'm sure you'd agree that they decribe me to a tee:
1)The australian word for trailer trash/white trash unclassy women. On rare occassions used as a condensed nickname for someone named Sharon, but most of the time, its a descriptive term, to warn others of trashy women in the vicinity.
guy: this chick, she would've been a good catch except for one thing...
friend: she was a bit of a Shazza?
guy: yeh.
*The masculine version of this name is Bazza- obviously a nick name for Barry, but more commonly used for describing Shazza's inbred partner
[particularly funny given my father's name is Barry....]
2) likes drinking, smoking and being loud in public places. Sex is almost compulsory by the age of 14 and a baby is this girls favourite toy by the time she gets to 19.
3)A nickname given to Australian women with the forename Sharon. Though can refer to Bogan woman or woman of poor breeding in general.
Shazzas are typified by a penchant for winfield blue cigarettes and low grade alcohol. Other indicators are a broad australian accent with poor english, and excessive use of expletives especially when addressing their children Rayelene and Craig at the supermarket
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